Let me preface this by saying that, yes, I have been drinking, but I thought I would share this with you guys anyways in case you happen to find this as funny as I do. The other night I had a dream that I was checking my email, and I had a message from Dokuga.
Tag: rants
I’m on AO3!!
Yay! After a month of waiting, I finally got my invitation this week, and after about 3 hours of some pretty tedious importing, copy/pasting, and OCD-ish reformatting, I’ve added all of my IY fics to my new AO3 account! I love Dokuga, but occasionally I do have the urge to write outside the SessKag pairing—and,
Eyes Wide WHAT.
Or, more appropriately titled: Tom Cruise Just Can’t Seem to Get Laid. There is so much WTF about this movie, it’s hard to even know where to start. I’ll begin by saying that I went into this one with pretty high expectations. I was expecting it to be a classic–released last millennium, in the year 1999,
If Rey Ends Up With Poe, I’m Going to Kill Myself
…Okay, not really. But I am going to be severely put out. I’ll admit that I’ve been a die-hard Rey x Ren shipper since The Force Awakens. There’s never been a Sith/Jedi hook-up in the movies before, and just the idea of it is hot as fuck. Although I’m under no illusions that they will
Dexter Morgan: The Dumbest Genius You’ll Ever Meet
I’ve tried really hard to like this show. But now at the end of Season 3 of Dexter, I’m just not sure I can muster any more effort. It’s not so much the gaping plot holes or the godawful, blood-pressure-spiking annoyance of Dexter’s sister Deb that are causing me to throw in the towel. It’s
How To Stop Writing Bad Fanfiction
While the quality of the average fanfic has improved a lot over the years—thanks in part to some ground rules laid down by sites such as FF.net—I still see many of the same age-old travesties being carried out by today’s authors. Maybe they’re newbie writers or just old timers who haven’t learned any better, but
The Prudishness of FanFiction.net
Where do I even begin with this one. I guess I should start at the beginning. Back in the day, ca. 2003, FanFiction.net was a magical place where the formatting of fics was unrestricted and the rating system ranged from G to NC-17. NC-17???!! you might ask. Yes, my friends–NC-17. Truly the sky was the